14 Oct 2008

“Sarah Palin is like a parrot” - John Cleese

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unlock the android

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So lame

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(via homecoming)

13 Oct 2008

1001 rules you might feel awkward about telling your unborn son.

“Don’t chat up the only girl at the comic convention.  It’s not happening.” sotrue

fatmanatee:

  • Keep your body hair well-trimmed for the ladies… yes, THAT hair, Jimmy.  You’ll know soon enough.
  • Good news: you won’t have to remember the name of the girl on the pole who you had the one night stand with.  Bad news: you might take away something else to remember her by.
  • Delete your facebook “relationship status” entirely.  That way, you won’t have to worry about facebook breakups.  If the girl demands that you change, dump her.
  • Remember, I will find the pron if you place it among the family vacation photos.  Keep it on DVDs and give it an unassuming title, like “Law and Order: SVU”.  Nobody will want to accidentally put that in the DVD player.
  • Don’t chat up the only girl at the comic convention.  It’s not happening.
  • Whatever she says, it’s not true: you can still get a girl pregnant when she’s breast feeding.
  • Don’t make me have to break out the college “scrunchie” rule.  If the bedroom door is closed, I’m sexing your mother. 
  • Don’t try to unhook a bra using one hand with a girl you’re sleeping with for the first time.  If you fail, it looks bad.

13 Oct 2008

homecoming:

wwo:

Forest pond (Vertorama) (via Rob Orthen)

13 Oct 2008

When mario is in trouble.

13 Oct 2008

helloszabi:

sulpiuillustrepaesaggio:

tappy:
THE BIGGEST SPOILER - Motifake