I would like to see this version of Super Mario made… (Click for Fullsize)
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“I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.” — (via jessiebarber) (via siddman)
jonwithabullet:le0x-mostro-sobon:when you see it you ll shit bricks
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