ronworkman:

I would like to thank everyone that made this possible. My mom and dad for years of support and telling me I could do it. Velcroman for always being a prick. Tumblr for giving me a soapbox to stand on. Sara Jessica Parker for looking like a horse, and all of my followers. Thanks to you, I am now officially the biggest asshole on all of Tumblr. 1.4 million Tumblr blogs I think, and I am Asshole #1. I’m starting to tear up hear. I love you all.